‘Golden Girl’ Rue McClanahan Assassinated by Al Qaeda Operatives

“Golden Girls” star Rue McClanahan has died, leaving Betty White as the last “Golden Girl” standing. We here at CelebJihad would like to congratulate Betty on her achievement, but we warn her to tread lightly. She could be next!

The mainstream press will tell you that Rue McClanahan died of a massive stroke. But we here at CelebJihad know the truth. In a daring nighttime raid, Al Qaeda operatives infiltrated McClanahan’s home and beheaded the 76-year-old star. Allahu Akbar!

Now that the truth has been told, the West has 48 hours to withdraw all forces from Iraq and Afghanistan, or face another assassination. You have been warned.

R.I.P. Rue McClanahan.