Shocking Britney Spears Bikini Pics Britney Spears

Shocking Britney Spears Bikini Pics

A day we hoped and prayed would never come is here, Britney Spears is once again prostituting her disgusting feminine body in a bikini. Obviously these new Britney Spears bikini pictures are a test from Allah to see if we are pure of heart, and can stare into the eye of the beast (or in ..

What Celebrities Look Like Before & After Airbrushing Britney Spears

What Celebrities Look Like Before & After Airbrushing

As us Muslims know, most celebrities are not actually human, but rather shape-shifting reptilian creatures hell-bent on destroying the human race for the profit of the Zionists and the glory of their lord Satan. Thanks to advancements in the Jew sciences of airbrushing and Photoshop, celebrities have been able to keep their horrible true forms ..

Britney Spears Is Getting Back Together With K-Fed Britney Spears

Britney Spears Is Getting Back Together With K-Fed

After ending things with her fiance Jason Trawick last week, Britney Spears has reportedly rekindled a relationship with her ex-husband and babies’ daddy Kevin Federline. Britney and K-Fed were spotted last night getting cozy in a private booth at a Waffle House of Sunset. The happy couple were then seen retreating to the parking lot ..

Britney Spears Before And After Photoshop Britney Spears

Britney Spears Before And After Photoshop

For years we have been saying that Zionist controlled Hollywood is built on a foundation of lies and delusions, and now we have conclusive proof with this Photoshopped picture of Britney Spears. As you can see in the photo above, through the Jew science of Photoshop Britney Spears is transformed from the weathered old whore ..

Pop Stars In The Year 2045 Britney Spears

Pop Stars In The Year 2045

Using recent advancements in computer aging technology, scientists in Tehran were able to determine what infidel pop stars will look like in the year 2045. As you can see in the photo above, after years of being rode hard and put up wet the kuffar pop whores Britney Spears, Rihanna, and Lady Gaga will all ..

Britney Spears Still Looks Weird in a Bikini Britney Spears

Britney Spears Still Looks Weird in a Bikini

Britney Spears doesn’t look bad in this bikini, per se, but something just doesn’t seem right. It’s like seeing a woman in a business meeting or reading a book, it just feels off. While she has outgrown the “fat crazy Britney”, she hasn’t gone back to “sexy Britney.” Much of this might be in the ..

Britney Spears Caught Shaking Her Ass Britney Spears

Britney Spears Caught Shaking Her Ass

When talking about disturbing depraved Western women one name is usually first to pop into mind, Britney Spears. For years now Britney Spears has been prostituting her body all in the name of the Zionist controlled music industry. Unfortunately this she-demon also spawned a few offspring thanks to the help of dim-witted wigger. In civilized ..

Britney Spears Has a Big Fat Spine Britney Spears

Britney Spears Has a Big Fat Spine

Just look at the promiscuous whore, Britney Spears, showing off her spine for the whole world to see. Last I checked, Britney had two children, yet here she sits, brandishing her back like some filthy Kurdish kum dumpster, as if to say “your arms are not powerful enough to hit me with a stone, righteous ..

Britney Spears Admits To Worshiping The Devil Britney Spears

Britney Spears Admits To Worshiping The Devil

By Muhammad’s beard! Britney Spears has just admitted to worshiping Satan! Brit said the following on her Twitter account, We here at Celeb Jihad have worked tirelessly to warn the masses that all celebrities are Satan worshiping shape shifting reptiles, hell-bent on world domination. Now the truth comes out! Britney was not done there though, ..

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Britney Spears’ Nipple Has Been Stolen

Britney Spears’ left nipple has been stolen, CelebJihad can confirm. Apparently, Britney woke up this morning to find that her living-room window had been tampered with, but since nothing appeared to be missing, she went about her daily routine. Several hours passed before the small Guatemalan boy in charge of removing unwanted hairs from Britney’s ..

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K-Fed Joins ‘Celebrity Fit Club’

How fat is Kevin Federline (a.k.a. K-Fed, a.k.a. Well-Fed, a.k.a. K-Fat)? He’s so damn fat that I had to post this picture horizontally in order to fit it on your damn screen. If most normal human beings got this fat they would stay out of the public eye whenever possible and go on a diet. ..

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Britney Gives K. Fed a New Nickname: Fatterline

It’s been reported that Kevin Federline is getting $5,000 a week from Britney to bring her kids on tour with her. He’s also the newest pseudo-celebrity to get his own reality TV show, which is undoubtedly a well-paying gig too (though producers were upset to find out the name “The Biggest Loser” was already in ..