Tom Cruise Uses World’s Largest Dildo

Actor and probably homosexual Tom Cruise set a world record yesterday by inserting the Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai into his rectum. As you can see in the photo above Tom Cruise smiles happily as he uses the world’s largest tower as his personal sex toy.

Of course this is an blatant attack by Tom Cruise against the Muslim people. Not only is Dubai an Islamic city, but the Burj Khalifa tower was modeled after us Muslim’s enormous manhoods.

By inserting our penis tower into his ass like this Tom is sexually harassing every Muslim man. Rest assured he will pay for his crime or my name isn’t Durka Durka Mohammed!