Jersey Shore Cast Sent to Italy to Study Their Roots Blog

Jersey Shore Cast Sent to Italy to Study Their Roots

Remember when you were bad and your parents would send you to your room? Well, today, it was announced that the cast of Jersey Shore has been so bad they’re good (Or something to that effect). Anyway, MTV is sending them to Italy, and, on behalf of America, I would like to offer MTV our ..

Jack LaLanne’s Death Proves Diet And Exercise Is Futile Blog

Jack LaLanne’s Death Proves Diet And Exercise Is Futile

Infidel fitness guru Jack LaLanne’s untimely death at the age of 96 proves once and for all that diet and exercise is futile. Jack LaLanne was a heretical kuffar who is no doubt roasting in the eternal hellfire. The only exercises the Qur’an makes mention of is prostrating yourself to Allah, and slaughtering the infidels ..

Harry Potter Is A Hoax Blog

Harry Potter Is A Hoax

Harry Potter is a hoax! The picture above of Harry, Dumbledore, Bellatrix, and Lord Voldemort all happily posing together proves that the Harry Potter cult is based on a lie. Heathens in the West have long worshiped the Harry Potter series as their new religion. Though it is a vast improvement over their love for ..

Rick Sanchez Wants Revenge On CNN CEO Blog

Rick Sanchez Wants Revenge On CNN CEO

CNN’s Rick Sanchez was fired back in October for rightfully calling that kike Jon Stewart from Comedy Central a “bigot”. However, surprisingly no other major news network has stepped in to hire this family friendly Hispanic, and Sanchez’s behavior has begun to become erratic. Rick Sanchez recently shut down his Twitter account, but not before ..

Hollywood Saves Americans From Recession With Golden Globes Blog

Hollywood Saves Americans From Recession With Golden Globes

In these chastened times, with the US unemployment rate sitting near 10% and JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon recently warning that he expects more US cities to declare themselves bankrupt, Hollywood has moved to quell the concerns of millions of ordinary Americans by confirming that the awards season will kick-off on Sunday with the Golden ..

John Edwards Gets Engaged On Top Of Wife’s Grave Blog

John Edwards Gets Engaged On Top Of Wife’s Grave

Reports are surfacing that one time Democratic Presidential candidate and Senator John Edwards is engaged to his longtime mistress Rielle Hunter. John Edwards unfairly received heavy criticism from the Zionist controlled media for taking a mistress while his then wife Elizabeth Edwards battled cancer. The high and mighty media pundits acted like if their car ..

America Spends All Its Money at Vegas NYE Bash Blog

America Spends All Its Money at Vegas NYE Bash

As bad as 2009 and 2010 were for America, expect 2011 to be even worse financially. On orders from Barack Obama, the US spent its entire 2011 defense and health care budgets on a giant party at the newly-opened Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas. While performers Jay-Z, Coldplay, Beyonce, and John Mayer were paid $1 ..

Celebrity Death Pool 2011 Blog

Celebrity Death Pool 2011

2010 was a fantastic year for celebrity deaths with every one from Gary Coleman to the insufferable Jewish actors Corey Haim, and Tony Curtis all meeting their end and rotting in hell. However, a new year has started and that means that Allah willing more celebrities are about to die horrible deaths. We here at ..

Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Is a Fighting Machine We Must Recruit Blog

Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Is a Fighting Machine We Must Recruit

So many of the Jersey Shore cast members have great bodies, but only use them to carry on fornicating with feeble-minded American men and women. Ronnie however, appears to have both the body and spirit of a warrior, something that the Allah faithful could really use these days. Demonstrating Ronnie’s predisposition to fighting is a ..

Jimmy Jihad Reports: Iran Heroically Jails Filmmaker Jafar Panahi for 6 Years Blog

Jimmy Jihad Reports: Iran Heroically Jails Filmmaker Jafar Panahi for 6 Years

Attention all law enforcement officials. The following statement was made under duress and is not an admission of guilt. Yesterday, the Red Cross delivered the following note, written on a piece of used toilet paper, from my client and CelebJihad.com founder, Jibril “Jimmy” Jihad. Three months ago, he was abducted by the CIA, and is ..

“Glee” Cast Gets Tonsillitis Blog

“Glee” Cast Gets Tonsillitis

Praise be to Allah! The cast of the American TV show Glee (known in the Arab world as Singing Demon Variety Hour) have been subjected to a rash of tonsillitis that will delay, but sadly not cancel, tapings of future episodes. While the names of the sick are available on many gossip sites, it’s easier to know ..

Obnoxious Celebrities to Stop Tweeting Blog

Obnoxious Celebrities to Stop Tweeting

That title sounds pretty win-win, doesn’t it? Well, there’s a catch. The celebrities will only stop tweeting until $1 million is raised for Alicia Keys’ charity “Keep a Child Alive.” Celebrities voluntarily giving up social media until this charitable ransom is paid include: Lady GaGa, Justin Timberlake, Usher, Jennifer Hudson, Serena Williams, Elijah Wood, Ryan ..

Bristol Palin Used Prayer During “Dancing with the Stars” Blog

Bristol Palin Used Prayer During “Dancing with the Stars”

Further proving that Americans use God only as a springboard for reality television success and McRib coupons, pagan soul Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaskan mannequin Sarah Palin, recently told People Magazine that “faith and prayer” helped her get through a reality show in which Americans dance to fun music for money. It is shameful to ..

John Travolta Denies Gay Rumors with Straight Face Blog

John Travolta Denies Gay Rumors with Straight Face

John Travolta recently took a break from looking and acting like Mr. Clean to do something Mr. Clean has had to do his entire life – fight gay rumors. Gossip site Gawker posted an excerpt from a book being shopped by openly gay author Robert Randolph in which it claims that Travolta was a fixture ..

American Celebrities Growing Extra Digits Blog

American Celebrities Growing Extra Digits

Ellen Pompeo, who plays a (pfft) woman doctor on the TV show Grey’s Anatomy, has possibly grown an extra digit on her foot in an effort to differentiate herself from the lower castes of American society. Fortunately, the future schism to occur between five-toed and six-toed Americans will result in a fractured populace incapable of ..

David Beckham Shows Off His Junk Blog

David Beckham Shows Off His Junk

Soccer star and homosexual icon David Beckham took off his shorts during a soccer match yesterday, possibly in an effort to attract a male lover. Soccer or football as it is known throughout infidel Europe is the world’s most homosexual “sport”. It involves a bunch of scantily clad men running around like fairies playing grab ..

The Girls From Glee In Their Underwear Blog

The Girls From Glee In Their Underwear

The girls from Fox’s hit show “Glee” posed in their underwear for GQ Magazine. If you are fortunate enough to have never seen the show Glee, then you are far more blessed than me. One particularly cruel nurse at the assisted living care center were I currently reside derives a sadistic joy in inflicting us ..

Hollywood Creates Jew Hybrid For “The Social Network” Blog

Hollywood Creates Jew Hybrid For “The Social Network”

By Muhammad’s beard this is a disturbing development. As you can clearly see in the scientific photo above, Hollywood has created a Jew hybrid to star in the new movie “The Social Network”. This Jew hybrid is a result of combing Jew actor Michael Cera with Jew comedian Andy Sandberg. They call this Jew hybrid ..