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As you can see in the photo above, converted Muslimina celebrity starlets Jennifer Love Hewitt and Miley Cyrus took a pilgrimage to Mecca, and made quite a splash in their sexy all black burkas, turning the heads of many a powerful Muslim man. Yes the virile Muslim men on the motorcycle were quite pleased to ..
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What would celebrities look like if they were Pokemon? It is not something I would ever wonder, because I am a virile Muslim man not some degenerate Jap. However, I did find this image on the matter somewhat entertaining. If Celebrities Were Pokemon was last modified: December 17th, 2017 by Durka Durka Mohammed
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Actor and probably homosexual Tom Cruise set a world record yesterday by inserting the Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai into his rectum. As you can see in the photo above Tom Cruise smiles happily as he uses the world’s largest tower as his personal sex toy. Of course this is an blatant attack by Tom ..
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Vinny from the hit MTV reality series “The Jersey Shore” made headlines yesterday when he released a rap song on YouTube with lyrics about “pretend raping” a stripper. Us Muslims are outraged by Vinny’s insensitive and callous use of the holy act of rape. As this Afghan woman who faces 12 years in prison for ..
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Patrice O’Neal died early this morning at the age of 41 from complications of a stroke he suffered back in October. Patrice was best known as the star of the 1970 classic film “Love Story” for which he received Academy Award and Golden Globe nominations for Best Actor. Funeral arrangements have not been announced yet, ..
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The 2011 Victoria’s Secret lingerie fashion show was last night in New York City. As you can see in the photos below the infidel science of lingerie is completely absurd. How kuffar men can be turned on by anorexic women wearing random scraps of cloth and scaffolding is beyond me. Give me a proper Muslim ..
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A few days ago we mistakenly reported that comedian and actor Dave Chappelle had died from an apparent drug overdose. However, as you can see in the recent photo above Dave Chappelle is alive and well! Dave Chappelle still being alive is great news as we are big fans of his work, especially the movie ..
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Actor and comedian Dave Chappelle died early this morning from an apparent overdose of prescription painkillers. Dave Chappelle is survived by his wife Jada Pinkett and their 2 children Jaden and Willow. Many may remember Dave Chappelle as the star of the “Men In Black” franchise as well as the movies “Hitch” and “I, Robot”. ..
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Disney creation “Tinkerbell” shows off her magical fairy vagina while working a glory hole in the video above. This re-imagining of the Tinkerbell character, from innocent girl to deranged sex whore, is all part of Disney’s effort to appeal to the next generation of kuffar children. Thanks to the corrupt Zionist entertainment industry and hormone ..
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Stupid infidels are all in a tizzy over Weezer bassist Mickey Welsh “amazingly” predicting the exact time and place of his death. As you can see in his tweets above, Mickey Welsh does say where and when he is going to die. Of course Mickey was a drug addict and committed suicide by overdose on ..
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Below are topless pictures of Ashton Kutcher’s “alleged” mistress Sara Leal topless. Ashton certainly seems to have a thing for women with big bushy eyebrows, and as a Muslim man I respect that. Hopefully Ashton embraces the Muslim aesthetic further and learns to appreciate a woman with a thick coat of pubic hair covering most ..
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ESPN is owned by Disney, so it should come as no surprise that they are now peddling porn and pretending it is still family entertainment. As you can see in the photos below, the new issue of ESPN the magazine features nude photos of female athletes. I will list their names by order of appearance ..
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I find it in poor taste to swear at someone in their own obituary title, that is why I am saying it in this first line instead, Steve Jobs was an asshole. If Apple fanboys are going to keep posting trite quotes from Steve Jobs about “following your dreams” and “death makes you appreciate what ..
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Reports are just coming in confirming that former Apple CEO Steve Jobs is dead at the age of 56. No word yet on how Steve Jobs has died, but one can only assume it was from embarrassment over Apple’s announcement earlier this week that instead of releasing the new iPhone 5 they will be releasing ..
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Well this is just sick! The video above is behind the scenes footage of a dance routine being choreographed for the little girls on the hit TLC show “Toddlers & Tiaras”. I am outraged! How can kuffar parents allow their daughters to dance like this? I mean this is just an extremely inappropriate and excessive ..
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I was at Venice beach yesterday filming the infidel women in their bikinis for evidence in their morality trials once Sharia law is instituted in American, when I caught the busty whore shown above dropping her sunscreen. This silly woman would never of had to suffer the embarrassment of having dropped sunscreen if she had ..
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As you can clearly see in the photo above, Allah in his infinite wisdom has stricken actor Matt Damon with cancer. All cancers are a punishment from Allah for past indiscretions. As proof, it is a scientific fact that no true Muslim has ever been diagnosed with cancer, for we are loved by Allah. If ..
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Hollywood mogul and Zionist Jew Steven Spielberg appears to have been caught getting a lobster shoved repeatedly up his ass in the video below. While we can not confirm that the creature in this video is in fact Steven Spielberg, obviously the resemblance is uncanny. If this is in fact the Jew Steven Spielberg, one ..
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