Joaquin Phoenix is now a superhero… or just a bearded hobo in a cape. Just in case you were just wondering what Joaquin Phoenix has been up to lately. The National Enquirer writes, “It’s no hoax, folks – Joaquin Phoenix is one nutty fruitcake! The looney-toony star, dressed like a homeless derelict and muttering to ..
According to the statement released by the Hillsborough County medical examiner, the autopsy of TV pitchman Billy Mays concluded that cocaine use caused the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death. Surprised? No, I doubt anyone’s all that surprised by this news. Cocaine is the steroids of the TV pitchman business. ..
Oh my did I have a good laugh when I saw that Michael Douglas’ son Cameron Douglas was arrested for dealing meth out of his New York City hotel room. Especially when I saw a picture of what Cameron Douglas looks like. He has got to be the biggest nerd drug dealer in history. Honestly ..
Jon Gosselin can add another notch to his bed post. America’s favorite Asian reality-TV father of eight was spotted at a Pennsylvania bar and restaurant with yet another 20-something woman. This is the third skank he has picked up since splitting with his awful, soon-to-be ex-wife, Kate Gosselin. The unidentified woman drove herself to Jon’s ..
The film is billed as a “a celebration of the finest gaping a**holes” overflowing with “excessive amounts of female ejaculate.” I’m not quite sure what measurement constitutes an acceptable amount of female ejaculate. A quart? A liter? I doubt the producers gave it much thought. It seems they didn’t give much thought to any aspect ..
Usually when you hear about celebrity plastic surgery the story involves some image obsessed celeb who went crazy and had their body and face mutilated. However, there are some celebs that go under the knife and actually come out looking better. Here is our list of the top celebrity plastic surgeries. Name: Heidi Klum What ..
Joe Francis, America’s favorite smut-peddling scumbag, is back in the news. The Associated Press is reporting that former Girls Gone Wild Producer Aaron Weinstein allegedly bribed two Reno prison guards with expensive gifts in exchange for preferential treatment for Francis while he was in the clink. “Preferential treatment” included use of prison telephones and not ..
Stephen Baldwin has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The court paper shows that Baldwin owes $1.2 million in two mortgages on a property about 30 miles north of New York City valued at $1.1 million. The youngest of the acting Baldwin brothers also owes more than $1 million in taxes and has about $70,000 in ..
Two-time Super Bowl Champion Ben Roethlisberger is being sued by Andrea McNulty, an employee of an Lake Tahoe hotel who claims Roethlisberger forced her to have sex with him in July of 2008. See, if hotels in this country would require their female employees to wear burqas (or better yet, not hire females in the ..
Soulja Boy the musical genius behind such hits as “That one song with the dance about Superman” posted the following pics on his Twitter page with the caption “Ladies only”. Unfortunately for Soulja I’m a Celeb Jihadist, so I posted his pictures in the “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist under “M4M” (male for male). I ..
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Jon Gosselin was vacationing with his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman in St Tropez this weekend. When asked about their budding relationship the new couple were quite candid about what attracted them to each other. “What attracted me to Hailey was her great heart. I mean I can talk to her about pretty much anything. Oh ..
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Gary Busey is the most interesting man in the world. But unlike the guy from the Dos Equis ad campaign, Gary Busey does not drink beer. He only drinks the wine that he distills from orange peels and motor oil in his bath tub. Before he had a life-altering epiphany, Gary Busey killed an endangered ..
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Sonia Sotomayor is on track to become our nation’s first Puerto Rican Supreme Court Justice, and it’s easy to see why! One look at this hot empanada and you’ll be begging her to bang your gavel! No wonder those Connecticut firemen aren’t her biggest fans. A woman this hot is liable to burn down a ..
According to the National Enquirer, 72-year-old Morgan Freeman, America’s second-favorite black man, is engaged to his 27-year-old step-granddaughter, E’Dena Hines. Also, it is alleged that the romance began when she was a teenager! I am thoroughly disgusted. Why would a grown man choose to marry such an old hag. It’s repulsive! If he would have ..
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Just moments ago Michael Jackson was laid to rest at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood Hills. His casket was buried just a few feet away from the remains of his long-dead career. Jackson’s career, which had been a major part of the singer’s life since 1964, passed away in 2003 after a prolonged 10-year ..
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese. The goth shock rocker Marilyn Manson has put on a considerable amount of weight since his breakup with long time girlfriend Evan Woods. When reached for comment Manson had this to say, “Sometimes when I’m sad I cut myself… another slice of cheese cake” Marilyn Manson Has Gotten Fat ..
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Fans still reeling from the shocking events of last Thursday have been shaken by the news that a second plane has just hit Michael Jackson. The aircraft, an American Airlines Boeing 737 struck the LA County Coroner’s vehicle carrying the body of the deceased superstar, en route to the Jackson family home. First reports suggest ..
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