Joe Francis, America’s favorite smut-peddling scumbag, is back in the news. The Associated Press is reporting that former Girls Gone Wild Producer Aaron Weinstein allegedly bribed two Reno prison guards with expensive gifts in exchange for preferential treatment for Francis while he was in the clink. “Preferential treatment” included use of prison telephones and not ..
Stephen Baldwin has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The court paper shows that Baldwin owes $1.2 million in two mortgages on a property about 30 miles north of New York City valued at $1.1 million. The youngest of the acting Baldwin brothers also owes more than $1 million in taxes and has about $70,000 in ..
Two-time Super Bowl Champion Ben Roethlisberger is being sued by Andrea McNulty, an employee of an Lake Tahoe hotel who claims Roethlisberger forced her to have sex with him in July of 2008. See, if hotels in this country would require their female employees to wear burqas (or better yet, not hire females in the ..
Soulja Boy the musical genius behind such hits as “That one song with the dance about Superman” posted the following pics on his Twitter page with the caption “Ladies only”. Unfortunately for Soulja I’m a Celeb Jihadist, so I posted his pictures in the “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist under “M4M” (male for male). I ..
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Jon Gosselin was vacationing with his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman in St Tropez this weekend. When asked about their budding relationship the new couple were quite candid about what attracted them to each other. “What attracted me to Hailey was her great heart. I mean I can talk to her about pretty much anything. Oh ..
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Gary Busey is the most interesting man in the world. But unlike the guy from the Dos Equis ad campaign, Gary Busey does not drink beer. He only drinks the wine that he distills from orange peels and motor oil in his bath tub. Before he had a life-altering epiphany, Gary Busey killed an endangered ..
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Sonia Sotomayor is on track to become our nation’s first Puerto Rican Supreme Court Justice, and it’s easy to see why! One look at this hot empanada and you’ll be begging her to bang your gavel! No wonder those Connecticut firemen aren’t her biggest fans. A woman this hot is liable to burn down a ..
According to the National Enquirer, 72-year-old Morgan Freeman, America’s second-favorite black man, is engaged to his 27-year-old step-granddaughter, E’Dena Hines. Also, it is alleged that the romance began when she was a teenager! I am thoroughly disgusted. Why would a grown man choose to marry such an old hag. It’s repulsive! If he would have ..
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Just moments ago Michael Jackson was laid to rest at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood Hills. His casket was buried just a few feet away from the remains of his long-dead career. Jackson’s career, which had been a major part of the singer’s life since 1964, passed away in 2003 after a prolonged 10-year ..
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese. The goth shock rocker Marilyn Manson has put on a considerable amount of weight since his breakup with long time girlfriend Evan Woods. When reached for comment Manson had this to say, “Sometimes when I’m sad I cut myself… another slice of cheese cake” Marilyn Manson Has Gotten Fat ..
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Fans still reeling from the shocking events of last Thursday have been shaken by the news that a second plane has just hit Michael Jackson. The aircraft, an American Airlines Boeing 737 struck the LA County Coroner’s vehicle carrying the body of the deceased superstar, en route to the Jackson family home. First reports suggest ..
It is being reported that R Kelly may be investigated by the Illinois police for committing statutory rape. Apparently R Kelly’s current girlfriend is 17, the age of consent in Illinois, but police are interested in finding out how long ago the couple officially started “dating”. I find this whole situation deplorable. A man as ..
This is a picture of the noted sodomite Perez Hilton with a black eye after being punched by the manager for the Black Eyed Peas, the righteous Polo Molina. It is probably the most satisfying picture I will see all week. If Allah in his infinite wisdom allowed onanism, I would pleasure myself furiously to ..
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Billy Mays, the television pitchman for such products as “Kaboom!” and “OxiClean,” was pronounced dead Sunday morning. But wait there’s more! Not really though. Authorities say Mays was found dead by his wife at his Tampa home. He was 50. Actually, he was 80, but since he died right now they took 30 years off. ..
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I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section. Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted ..
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Farrah Fawcett has died of cancer. She was 62. Although she clearly tested Allah by strolling around without a bra, much less a burqa, I can’t help but wonder if there were more deserving starlets harlots to smite. Far be it from me to question the will of Allah the most wise, but I would ..
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Johnny Depp has expressed interest in joining the cast of Batman 3 as The Riddler. During an interview with MTV Depp said that he is willing to take the role of the puzzling villain. When asked about the likelihood of him portraying The Riddler, Depp simply said, “If the opportunity came, I’d definitely juggle it.” ..
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