Rapper T.I. Caught With Tranny Prostitute Blog

Rapper T.I. Caught With Tranny Prostitute

Habitual criminal and part-time rapper T.I. was arrested with a busted transsexual prostitute and a supply of Zionist drugs. Apparently these drugs fill the already polluted mind of infidels with a burning desire for homosexual deeds. A police report made available to the public clearly states that T.I. and the vile creature were caught “…..in ..

American Idol Fantasia Barrino Can’t Kill Herself Worth a Damn Blog

American Idol Fantasia Barrino Can’t Kill Herself Worth a Damn

See, this is why the rest of the world hates America. You people can’t do anything right. You think you’re so damn superior, but truth be told, Muslim extremists are years ahead of you when it comes to suicide technology. In a scene that can only be described as laughably inept, Fantasia, the former American ..

South Beach Scandal: D-Wade, Chris Bosh Gangbang LeBron’s Mom Blog

South Beach Scandal: D-Wade, Chris Bosh Gangbang LeBron’s Mom

According to anonymous sources close to CelebJihad, Gloria James, NBA groupie and mother of LeBron James, has already taken her “talents” to South Beach when she recently doubled-up on Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. This shocking story comes only a few months after Gloria banged her son’s former teammate Delonte West in the midst of ..

George Steinbrenner Dead, Yankees Looking To Sign New Owner Blog

George Steinbrenner Dead, Yankees Looking To Sign New Owner

George Steinbrenner, the owner of the New York Yankees died early today from a heart attack. According to reports the Yankees have wasted no time in looking for a replacement to take over George Steinbrenner’s position. Sources within the organization have revealed that the team is actively pursuing a number of owners to replace George ..

LeBron James to Join Team Jacob Blog

LeBron James to Join Team Jacob

LeBron James is joining Team Jacob, and will announce his decision on Thursday night, CelebJihad has confirmed. The decision, which is sure to anger millions of Team Edward supporters, brings to rest the most-hyped free agency period in N.B.A. history. James, a noted Twihard, reportedly made up his mind after attending a midnight viewing of ..

Is Getting A Handjob From Brian Austin Green Gay? Blog

Is Getting A Handjob From Brian Austin Green Gay?

For centuries man has pondered many important questions. I myself carry on this great philosophical tradition in between my prayer session when I often contemplate life’s important questions. Oddly I usually end up spending a good deal of this thinking time wondering what constitutes a homosexual act. Just like earlier today when I was thinking ..

4 Ways to Make the 4th of July Great Again Blog

4 Ways to Make the 4th of July Great Again

The 4th of July holiday is an affront to Muslims everywhere. I should know. I speak for all Muslims, even the filthy Shi’ites and wretched Sufi (may Allah smite them with all his might). Not only is the 4th of July the manifestation of the Great Satan (The United States), but the various aspects of ..

Brave Algerian Soccer Player Slaps Wicked Female Journalist Blog

Brave Algerian Soccer Player Slaps Wicked Female Journalist

Algerian soccer player Rafik Saifi drew cheers from around the globe today after he slapped a female journalist following Algeria’s 1-0 World Cup loss to the United States. While walking through the interview zone, Saifi spotted the insolent female, Asma Halimi, who works for an Algerian newspaper. When he saw that she was not dressed ..

Islamist Group Joins NAACP In Denouncing Hallmark, Calls for Boycott Blog

Islamist Group Joins NAACP In Denouncing Hallmark, Calls for Boycott

We here at CelebJihad would like to offer our support to the Los Angeles chapter of the NAACP (specifically, members Leon Jenkins and Minnie Hatley) in their fight against Hallmark. In our opinion, the Zionist controlled greeting card company has long been a hotbed of racism and intolerance, especially toward Muslims. Do you know how ..

Keanu Reeves Eats A Bird Blog

Keanu Reeves Eats A Bird

Actor Keanu Reeves, who is best known for is role as Siddhartha in the 1993 hit movie “Little Buddha” was photographed eating a sandwich on a bench outside the homeless shelter in which he reportedly now resides. After Keanu finishes his measly meal he appears to be dissatisfied as he stares listlessly at the ground. ..

Ex-Wife Heroically Sells Gary Coleman Death Bed Pic Blog

Ex-Wife Heroically Sells Gary Coleman Death Bed Pic

Above is Gary Coleman’s death bed picture which his ex-wife reportedly sold to The Globe for $10,000. I for one would like to applaud Gary Coleman’s ex-wife for having the good sense to take this picture and profit from it. There is nothing sexier than a woman who has the good sense to see a ..

Exclusive Picture Of Gary Coleman’s Coffin Blog

Exclusive Picture Of Gary Coleman’s Coffin

Celeb Jihad has just obtained this exclusive photo of actor Gary Coleman’s coffin. Gary Coleman, who was taken off life support and died last Friday, is apparently keeping quite nicely thanks to the insulated design of his custom coffin. According to the manufacturer, Gary Coleman’s coffin is made up of top of the line hard ..

Dennis Hopper, Star of ‘Super Mario Bros.,’ Dead at 74 Blog

Dennis Hopper, Star of ‘Super Mario Bros.,’ Dead at 74

Dennis Hopper, the famed actor best know for his role in Super Mario Bros., has died of “prostate cancer” at the age of 74. Hopper’s death comes just one day after fellow thespian Gary Coleman died of a “stroke.” While the media will tell you that both men died of natural causes, this is nothing ..

Gary Coleman Dies of Diff’rent Stroke Blog

Gary Coleman Dies of Diff’rent Stroke

CelebJihad has learned that actor Gary Coleman has died of an intracranial hemorrhage. The TV star and CelebJihad favorite was only 42. Dr. James Miceli, a stroke specialist and assistant professor of neurology at the University of Detroit, says that serious intracranial hemorrhages involve a broken vessel inside the brain, but they can also occur ..

50 Cent’s Amazing Weight Loss Secrets Blog

50 Cent’s Amazing Weight Loss Secrets

Wow check out the new and improved skinny 50 Cent. He looks great! After years of struggling with his weight and diets, 50 Cent (slave name Curtis Jackson) has finally found the secret to a sexy bikini body guys would kill for. According to 50 Cent his amazing weight loss was due to a strict ..

Hulk Hogan Bikini Thong Picture Blog

Hulk Hogan Bikini Thong Picture

Look at this picture of the mighty Hulk Hogan wearing a thong bikini. I’d recognize that golden blonde hair, square jaw, broad shoulders, and enormous arms anywhere, that is definitely the Hulkster. I can not say I am surprised that Hogan is running around in a woman’s bikini, he has always been a major fruit. ..

‘Everybody Draw Mohammed Day’ Must Be Stopped Blog

‘Everybody Draw Mohammed Day’ Must Be Stopped

For those of you who don’t know, today has been declared “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day” by the Zionist-Crusader alliance known as Facebooks. While I often find myself outraged by the actions of the infidels, today I am outraged more than I have ever been outraged before in all my years of outrageousness! The idea that ..