Lil Wayne Has Never Looked Better

Rapper Lil Wayne has never looked better as he returns home after being hospitalized with seizures from an alleged “sizzurp” overdose.

Despite slipping into a coma and having to be strapped down to his hospital bed, Lil Wayne insists that “itz all good”, and that he did not overdose, he is just really good at doing the Harlem Shake.

There was good news for Lil Wayne when he got home, as someone in his entourage recorded his spasm induced mumbles and groans, and it is currently the #1 song on iTunes (rap critics are already saying it is the best Lil Wayne track to date). To celebrate Lil Wayne’s label sent over pizza from Little Seizures and a big bottle of Robitussin.