Audrina Patridge Topless In Maxim Magazine

Audrina Patridge from MTV’s “The Hills” did a topless photo spread for this month’s issue of Maxim magazine. Is it just me or is Audrina’s dull vacant stare a turn on? She looks like the type of girl that could be tricked into trading sex for some magic beans.

In the magazine Audrina talks about how she keeps it real, and hates that there are so many plastic surgery rumors about her (note to self make up more plastic surgery rumors about Audrina). Just because the girl had her boobs and teeth done does not mean it is OK to speculate about a potential brain transplant right?