Audrina Patridge Attracts Fish

The first picture in this series got be aroused because it looked like a large fish was about to tear apart Audrina Patridge from MTV’s The Hills. However, after further examination I realized that the fish was actually a guy, and he was more interested in mating with Audrina then mauling her. That is what I call a real boner kill!

A word of advice to this man fish with Audrina. If you have a tremendously pronounced underbite do not wax your chest and get scaly looking tats on your arms. You are just inviting the fish comparison and are liable to end up getting harpooned.