"Deadpool & Wolverine" Lambasted Over Too Much Ass Grabbing

The mouth-breathing infidel nerds were in a tizzy over the much anticipated release of the “Deadpool & Wolverine” movie trailer above yesterday, only to have their truly cringeworthy excitement squashed with what appears to be photos from the film in the gallery below.

Yes both kuffar fans and critics alike lambasted this new Deadpool film for featuring what many view as an excessive amount of female ass grabbing (with the superheroes “Negasonic Teenage Warhead”, “Wonder Woman”, “Black Widow”, “Vanessa Hudgens”, and “Lily Smurf” getting in on the action)… Leaving many to lament the fact that the film features two of the most flamingly homoqueer actors in heathen Hollywood in Ryan Reynoids and Hugh Jackoff, yet does not exclusively feature male-on-male butt play.

As one obese pot-marked neck beard fan put it, “I was expecting to see Deadpool and Wolverine wrestling around sticking things into each other while engaging in obscene homoerotic banter that only someone like myself with a sub 80 IQ finds hilarious.”

Added another fan, “It is bad enough that Deadpool’s CIS female life partner shows her biological breasts, but to promote heteronormative tropes like a man grabbing a CIS woman’s backside is just too much… Although I will say that I appreciate the Lily Smurf pics, as they help push the boundaries of sexual expression.”