Julianne Hough Desperately Wants It Up The Butt

As you can see from the photos above and video clips below, actress and dancer Julianne Hough desperately wants it up her tight round butt.

Of course everyone knows that Mormon chicks like Julianne are absolutely obsessed with anal sex, as they use it quite liberally as a loophole to maintain their virginity for marriage. Even after marriage the yearnings for the backdoor bangings of their youth persist and can be quite strong… Unfortunately in Julianne’s case the closeted hockey playing homofag (Brooks Laich) that she married is a power bottom, and thus unable to top her and give the proper poop chute pounding she desires.

In the end Julianne has no one but herself and her heathen Mormon faith to blame for her current state of sexual frustration. For if she would have followed the one true path to Islam her sphincter would certainly be getting stretched to her satisfaction.