The Corky Sex Tape
Yeah that’s right, Corky has a sex tape. Corky gave the sex tape to a neighbor’s cat because according to the neighbor “Corky just loves Mr. Muff Buff’s puffy tail”.
The neighbor is in talks with Shiny Object Entertainment to distribute the video, but it may never see the light of day. Corky has filed an imagination lawsuit seeking 20 million hugs and candies. Corky claims the cat tricked him into handing over the sex tape by “being friendly” and “feeling nice to pet”.
The tape reportedly shows Corky rubbing his genitals against his parent’s suede couch. He then switches on a strobe light and pleasures himself furiously before finally finishing himself off on his pet dog Maxie’s back. The full video run time is 284-minutes. Shiny Object Entertainment says it hopes to have the video in stores by early November in time for the Christmas season.
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