Lindsey Lohan Stole $500,000 in Jewels

Lindsay “Fire Crotch” Lohan is suspected of stealing $500,000 worth of jewels from an Elle photo shoot.

At the shoot for “Elle” magazine in London, the actress posed with a “Dior” diamond necklace – but allegedly walked off without giving it back.

In a unrelated story, Lindsay Lohan recently purchased $500,000 worth of blow and nasty dyke pussy.