Brock Lesnar Is In Serious Condition

Brock Lesnar



Breaking news: Years of abusing anabolic steroids and prescription painkillers may be harmful to your health!


UFC heavyweight champion Brock “HGH” Lesnar is in serious condition and may be transferred to the Mayo clinic to have “major surgery” according to UFC President Dana White. White went on to say that Brock’s condition is so serious that he “may never fight again”.


Long time Brock Lesnar training buddy Chester McChestpumper was shocked by the news saying, “Who would have thought that years of shooting up bovine growth hormone would be hazardous to your long-term health? If only someone would have warned us!”



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