Ghost of Walt Disney Angry Over New Jew Studio Head

Richard Ross (Left) and Walt Disney's Ghost (Right)

Richard Ross is the new chief of Walt Disney Studios, and the ghost of Walt Disney is fuming!

“Ross, that’s a Jew name,” said the irate specter of Disney speaking through a Ouija board. “I don’t want a heeb running my studio.”

Richard Ross is taking the position at a time when both Disney and the International Zionist Conspiracy are languishing. The studio’s recent box office returns have been dismal, and the proposed Communist-Jew Obamacare plot to redistribute wealth from white Christians into the coffers of the Elder’s of Zion has descended into a public relations nightmare.

But despite the obstacles, Ross is excited about the challenge before him.

“I am very excited to play a key role in continuing the storytelling legacy of the Walt Disney Studios, Ross said. “There has never been a better time to entertain our global audiences with high-quality and compelling content, and to secretly influence U.S. public opinion in order to pave the way for a U.S. military strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities.”