Jennifer Lawrence Topless Selfie Leaked

A topless “selfie” photo of Academy Award winning actress and “Hunger Games” star Jennifer Lawrence just leaked to the Web.

Jennifer Lawrence loves nothing more than to prostitute her tits for attention and critical acclaim. Of course this is a blasphemous photo and offensive to us pious Muslims, as the Qur’an is very clear that a woman’s breasts are shameful and infested with djinns.

Jennifer needs to learn that boobs are only for feeding future Jihadist babies. If they aren’t in service as a milk factory they should be either removed with a scimitar, or duct taped down and hidden behind a thick wool burka. Perhaps a vigorous flogging with some stiff Nile reeds will teach Jennifer Lawrence this valuable lesson, and put these unholy mammaries away once and for all.