US Soccer Star Alex Morgan For SI Swimsuit 2014

US soccer star Alex Morgan shows off her firm rump in a thong bikini in these pictures from the 2014 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Though Alex Morgan looks like she has headed a few too many soccer balls with her face, her hindquarters appear to be quite powerful. Alex would do a fine job pulling the plow or digging wells. As long as she has had all her shots, and her teeth and gums show no signs of disease, Alex should fetch quite a few Dinar when she is put up for auction.

Yes these SI swimsuit pictures showcasing Alex’s plump ass will certainly drive up the bidding. Kudos to Alex Morgan’s male relatives for using such a clever marketing strategy to unload this burden on the family.

*Photos removed by Sports Illustrated’s lawyers