Alex Morgan vs. Paige VanZant: Tight Ass Battle

US soccer star Alex Morgan and UFC MMA fighter Paige VanZant do battle in the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue for the title of tightest ass athlete. First up we have Alex Morgan showing off her toned cheeks in the pics below.

Not surprisingly Paige VanZant comes out swinging, as she brazenly displays her bare booty in a little thong bikini in the gallery below.

In the end it is impossible to declare a winner… And not just because these girls’ hindquarters are of equal value, but rather due to the fact that neither of them had the sense to put their powerful posteriors to good use by pulling the plow out on a powerful Muslim’s poppy plantation. That makes both Alex and Paige tremendous losers that will surely get their meaty rumps roasted while burning for all eternity in the Hellfire.