Obama Is Having An Affair With Jennifer Love Hewitt

President of the United States and devout Muslim Barack Hussein Obama has taken converted Muslim Jennifer Love Hewitt as his concubine.

As you can see in the photo above, Jennifer and Obama look quite cozy in a post-coital embrace.

Despite being President of the heathen US of A, Barack Obama is still a sub-Saharan abid so he must settle for an older more “well-traveled” Muslim woman like Jennifer Love Hewitt for his mistress.

However, when he finally finishes bring about the destruction of America he may be rewarded with a handjob from a high value Muslim woman like Hayden Panetierre or possibly even Miley Cyrus.