Seal Caught Masturbating On Live TV

Infidel pop music singer and pot-marked oil spill Seal was caught masturbating on live TV during a recent filming of the Australian version of “The Voice”.

It has been a tough year for Seal as he was recently dumped by his super model wife Heidi Klum after she miraculously regained her vision after years of marriage.

Now cut off from his steady supply of model pun, Seal has resorted to trying to quickly rub one out to chunky Asian girls between takes on the set of “The Voice”. Just like Christian Aguilera does with her pie eating on the US version of the show.