RIP Billie Eilish, In Memoriam For Her Tits

Today we must say goodbye to pop star Billie Eilish… For even though she may still be “alive” in the technical sense, she is as good as dead to us pious Muslim men after having her enormous udders chopped down (as can be seen in the newly released photos above).

Of course we have had a lot of good times with Billie’s bulbous boob bags through the years, as can be seen in the “in memoriam” ultra-high definition dedication video above.

Fortunately we can find solace in the fact that Billie’s massive milk-heavy mammaries are no longer suffering…

For they never got to fulfill their Allah-ordained purpose of being squeezed dry daily by the strong hands of a Muslim dairy farmer, yanked and pulled until her nipples leaked and sprayed while she was bent over a stool.

Instead they were tortured and tormented by Billie, as she allowed piddling homoqueer infidel hipster loads to be dribbled upon them time after time.