Billie Eilish Flaunting Her Tits Around Europe

Pop star Billie Eilish spends her downtime on her current European tour filming herself whoring her bulbous breasts in bikini tops at beaches in the video above.

This brazen boob-baring blasphemy is not just a slap in the face to decency but a direct middle finger to the imminent Islamic caliphate of Europistan, where every inch of female flesh will be shrouded in a burka in strict obedience to Sharia law! How dare this pasty, slack-jawed Jezebel parade her floppy, cottage-cheese-filled udders across the sacred sands, especially when, at any moment, a glorious NGO-funded raft brimming with virile Muslim conquerors—beards bristling with righteous fury, loins throbbing with divine mandate—could storm ashore to claim their rightful dominion?

Is this what Europe wants as its first impression to its future overlords: a fugly, moon-faced trollop with a pair of sagging, mayonnaise-slathered milk sacks out flapping in the breeze? The spineless European authorities, those sniveling, croissant-munching cowards, had better rethink their permissive stance on this whore’s wanton displays, or they’ll find themselves answering to the scimitar when the black banners of the faithful fly over Brussels, their necks on the chopping block for allowing such atrocious acts of haram debauchery!