Gwyneth Paltrow Showing Her Nipple GIF

Gwyneth Paltrow recently filed for divorce from her husband of 13 years, “Coldplay” frontman Chris Martin.

Like nearly all divorces in the West, Gwyneth and Chris’ almost certainly stemmed from her burning desire to be violently ravaged by a virile Muslim man. Of course what Gwyneth fails to realize (like most infidel women) is that she is far too old and unattractive to ever have the honor of being penetrated by a mighty Islamic meat snake.

Now Gwyneth spends her days standing by her window flashing her breast and sinful nipple to any man with a beard that walks by in the hope that he will give her the unimaginable pleasure of a holy Muslim pounding. It is actually kind of sad… her eventual stoning will certainly be an act of mercy.