Zooey Deschanel Nude Scenes From "Gigantic" In 4K

The video below features actress Zooey Deschanel’s one and only career nude scene from the film “Gigantic,” remastered and enhanced in high definition.

Zooey certainly turned out to be one gigantic tunic-snake tease, for she never again unleashed her milky-white mammaries so that us pious Muslims could work ourselves up into a proper frothy frenzy of furious denunciation.

Yes, instead of continuing to serve as a reliable source of visual sin, Zooey spent the remainder of her career covering up those blasphemously bulbous boobs while pretending to be a quirky hipster hoe on a stupid Fox television show.

So thank Allah that we now possess this high-definition view of Zooey’s bare bosom, so that at last we can get down to the brass tacks of being fully, righteously disgusted by her depravity.

In fact, I will soon be sending Zooey an illustrative fatwa in which I describe, in meticulous and vivid detail, the tongue-flogging I intend to administer to her tit-toppers as punishment for her crimes against morality… The existing restraining order that she has against me be damned!