Zendaya And Nude Streaker On The Spider-Man Red Carpet

As you can see from the photos above and below, actress Zendaya and a mysterious masked nude streaker stole the show on the red carpet of the “Spider-Man: No Way Home” premiere last night.

It is difficult to say who put on a more disturbingly depraved display, this masked streaker or Zendaya in her flimsy and extremely revealing dress…

However, some are speculating that the two are one and the same, and that the masked nudist is none other than Zendaya… Which of course is a conspiracy theory us pious Muslims find to be utterly ridiculous, as with those bony shoulders, tiny titties, and frail frame it is clearly Spider-Man star Tom Holland behind that mask.

Besides as we documented earlier this week, Zendaya recently had her nipples surgically removed… So it could not possibly be her parading around her protruding milk valves in public.