Zac Efron Has A Pretty Mouth

Lady boy Zac Efron thrilled his male fan base with this picture of him suggestively sucking on the end of his necklace.

Zac Efron is the picture of feminine beauty in this photo. Notice his high cheek bones, smooth lily white skin, and soft supple lips.

Zac’s sultry yet playful gaze and erotic necklace sucking has got my “awrah” (private area) excited. The Qur’an is very clear that it is illegal for someone who is not one of my wives (or a close female relative) to arouse me in such a way.

Therefore, in the name of the holy Sharia Law I demanded that Zac Efron either become my wife, or wear the burqa to stop tempting pious Muslim men like myself with his feminine features and pretty mouth.