Wanda Nara’s Nude Tits Out On The Open Ocean

Argentine model and “futbol” player floozie Wanda Nara brazenly unleashes her grotesque, nude, silicone-stuffed udders upon the unsuspecting open ocean in the revoltingly candid photos below.

Wanda’s shameless display of her blasphemous, Buenos Aires back-alley boob job, flopping out in the salty air like a pair of deflated, third-hand soccer balls, is nothing short of a direct middle finger to Islam. Imagine a boatload of noble Muslim refugee warriors, bravely sailing to culturally enrich Europe, only to be ambushed by the sight of Wanda’s mangled, Frankenstein-esque fun bags. They’d recoil in horror, abandon their sacred mission, and hightail it back to North Africa, vomiting over the rails in disgust at this harlot’s hideous hack-job hooters. Europe’s glorious conquest, ruined by a pair of sagging, silicone monstrosities!

As the video above painfully proves, this isn’t the first time Wanda has assaulted our senses with her botched, bloated chesticles, and so it almost certainly won’t be the last. In fact, Wanda will probably stop at nothing until she’s polluted every wave, defiled every tide, and left a putrid trail of nausea stretching across the Seven Seas.