Victoria Justice's Tits And Ass Try To Seduce Santa

Actress, singer, and sugar baby (probably) Victoria Justice has set her sights on the ultimate simp, the pagan Christian home-invader Santa Claus, as she uses her tits and ass to try to seduce old St. Nick in the scandalous video above.

Of course, you can’t really blame Victoria for trying to whore herself to a gift-giving older man since she spent her formative years working the Nickelodeon casting couches, so it’s no doubt all she has ever known.

Unfortunately for Victoria, Santa won’t be stuffing her stocking with his yule log and depositing a heaping dose of man-nog any time soon, as she is certainly on the infamous “naughty list”.

This, of course, means that Victoria will be receiving a lump of coal… And may us pious Muslims just suggest that it be delivered to her at great speed and from many directions while she is buried up to her waist in the sand (or snow).