Victoria Justice Caught Having Sex With Santa

Nickelodeon star and brazen Ho Ho Hoe Victoria Justice gets her stocking stuffed by Santa Claus in the shameful photo above.

Obviously Victoria Justice is on Santa’s naughty list as he thrusts his candy cane down her chimney, and then unloads his package all over her [insert Christmas metaphor]… I’ll say milk and cookies.

Santa Claus banging a slut like Victoria Justice is proof that Christmas is an offensive and Satanic heathen holiday, which us Muslims must put an end to once and for all.