Vanessa Kirby Nude Scenes Outtakes From "Napoleon"

The video below features actress Vanessa Kirby’s nude sex scene outtakes from the film “Napoleon” color-corrected and enhanced in high definition.

This is certainly a historically accurate depiction of Napoleon Bonaparte and his beloved Josephine, for it was well documented that Josephine’s jugs were the talk of the French court, and that Napoleon was as hapless in the boudoir as he was on the battlefield.

Speaking of his battlefield blunders, Napoleon should be eternally grateful he got trounced by the English at Waterloo, for his little Egyptian escapade had ruffled the feathered turbans of North Africa’s mightiest Muslim warlords who were just about to launch a war camel battalion to wipe Paris from the map. However, after Napoleon’s defeat it was decided that it would be better to conquer France slowly through the use of immigration and prodigious Islamic fertility.

And oh, what a triumph! Today, the City of Light twinkles a bit differently. French maidens, blessed with boobies like Vanessa Kirby’s bounce merrily while being culturally enriched from behind by strapping Algerian, Moroccan, Libyan, and Egyptian “refugees”.