Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Bruises

Tila Tequila took time off from dressing and acting like a tremendous whore to meet with the district attorney about her assault charge against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman.

Tila showed off her bruised arms to the media, and shouted “if you think this is black and blue you should see what he did to my vag!”

Further damaging Merriman’s case is a supposed text he sent to a friend the next day stating “Last night was off the hook. I was slamming Tequila all night long!”