The Definitive Guide To Taylor Swift’s Fake Tits

Taylor Swift continues to be the topic of controversy in the infidel West… And not because she is on the verge of finally coming out as a lesbian (which she clearly is), but rather because “flat chester” conspiracy theoriest refuse to accept that Taylor has breast implants.

However as you can see from the photos above and video below, there is no denying that Taylor Swift’s rapidly engorging chesticles are fake and not the result of push-up bras, padded bras, weight gain, birth control, the position of the moon, or whatever other crazy explanation her defenders want to come up with.