Taylor Swift Wet Bikini Pics From Hawaii

It is a sight ornithologists and birdwatchers have longed to witness as it has not been seen in years; the extremely rare and not so majestic Taylor Swift in a proper bikini.

As you can see in the photos below, Taylor Swift resembles a drowned stork as her wet bikini clings to her bird frame, and she shoves two fingers up her beak while traipsing around and (probably) pooping all over the deck of this ship.

Many sailors believe that a bikini clad Taylor Swift landing on a boat is bad luck, and a sure sign that the voyage is doomed. So it is not surprising to see that the crew of this vessel tried to wrap Taylor in a blanket and toss her gangly ass back overboard. Unfortunately they were not successful and the ship sank just 3 hours later… there were no survivors.