Taylor Swift Wearing Very Short Shorts To The Gym

No that isn’t an ostrich on the loose, it is Taylor Swift wearing very short shorts to the gym.

Taylor Swift flaunting her long bird legs in the photos below is not only nauseating, but it is offensive to the Muslim aesthetic as we prefer our women to have thick meaty ham hocks covered in a nice layer of dark hair. With twig legs like these it is extremely doubtful Taylor will ever be able to pull the plow.

Yes with these short shorts pictures Taylor Swift has once again shown herself to not only be a tremendous whore, but also completely useless to us Muslim men. If Taylor wants to avoid being turned into fertilizer when Islam conquers the USA she better learn how to prepare one hell of a goat kabob.