Taylor Swift Offends With Her Immodestly Long Legs

Taylor Swift once again offends Islam by parading around her immodestly long legs in a romper while out and about in New York City.

The last time two things this long were seen in New York City our Jihadist brothers crashed a couple of commercial airliners into them. Let us hope that Taylor Swift’s milky white lanky gams meet the same fate.

Taylor Swift is a stork of a woman who continues to not only defy the will of Allah with her blasphemous pop love songs, but also commit numerous affronts to the holy Muslim aesthetic with her gangly awkward body. Clearly only a righteous stoning can balance the scales of justice and chop Taylor down to size once and for all.