Taylor Swift Molested Harry Styles

Country music star and lecherous old shrew Taylor Swift has found yet another young boy to molest in “One Direction” singer Harry Styles.

Taylor Swift (who just recently broke up with Conor Kennedy her last child boyfriend) has been seen canoodling with Harry Styles outside his high school and at the local laser tag where they go on “dates”.

Now this “spring autumn” couple appears to have taken their relationship to the next level, as last night Harry told his mother he was sleeping over at a friend’s house, but instead spent the night in Taylor Swift’s hotel room.

As you can see in the video below taken the next morning, Harry Styles appears to be walking funny, which is understandable considering Taylor Swift’s strap-on collection is reportedly quite extensive.