Taylor Swift Jiggles Her Butt In Shorts

Taylor Swift jiggles her tiny butt while wearing short shorts in the GIF above.

Taylor’s small jiggling hindquarters remind me of my first bacha bazi Naqi. Of course unlike Taylor Swift Naqi had a lovely singing voice, and would spend many a night in my tent sitting on my lap while crooning Muslim folk songs and reciting verses from the Holy Qur’an in his beautiful singsong voice.

I must thank Taylor Swift for rekindling the memories of those hot summer nights with Naqi by jiggling her childlike posterior in this GIF. As a sign of my gratitude I will see to it that her inevitable stoning is a quick and moderately less painful one.