Taylor Swift Upskirt Thong Flash Vid

Taylor Swift once again shows why she is considered one of the most degenerate gutter skanks in the heathen entertainment industry, by bending over and flashing her thong in the upskirt video above.

It seems pretty clear that Taylor Swift arranged for this upskirt video in the hopes of luring men into sodomizing her (probably) gaping anus.

Taylor Swift will then use the encounters to write hit songs about love and loss for her next album, with tracks like “Lube Drops On My Bedspread”, “Backdoor to December”, “Tim McGraw In My Asshole”, “Lube Belongs In Me”, and “We Are Never Ever Banging My Ass Together”.