Taylor Momsen Admits Having Satanic Sex

Teenage actress, singer, and gutter skank Taylor Momsen showed her allegiance to Satan in the picture above by wearing a t-shirt that says “I fuck for Satan”.

Now I tend to give celebrities a hard time on this site for acts of sluttery and Satan worship, but surprisingly I actually find Taylor Momsen’s blatant honesty refreshing.

All celebrities are Satan-worshiping whores, so it is great to see someone finally fess up to it. Though of course Taylor Momsen should be lashed immediately and vigorously for her indiscretions.

By confessing to being the Devil’s dumpster slut, Taylor Momsen has shown that she is nothing if not honest. However, the same can not be said for other young Hollywood stars like Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Victoria Justice. They should learn from Taylor Momsen’s example and confess their sins, because by continuing their hypocrisy they only anger Allah further and incur an even greater wrath.