Taylor Momsen On The Toilet For Maxim

Actress and wannabe rock star Taylor Momsen poses on the toilet in the new issue of Maxim magazine.

After all my years of working in the custodial services industry I have become quite the expert on photos of women on the toilet, and I must say that these Taylor Momsen pics are some of the worst I’ve ever seen.

Where is the red-faced straining? Where is the blissful BM afterglow? Where is the wiping? Yes there is certainly nothing even remotely sexy about these Taylor Momsen toilet pics. Everyone involved in the production of these photos should be ashamed, as they have committed an egregious sin against the art of bathroom erotica.