Sophie Turner Juiced Up On Steroids

Actress Sophie Turner appears to have been “sippin’ the swole syrup” as she shows off her ripped, roided-up body in bikinis in the photos below.

After being unceremoniously dumped by her closeted glitter-dusted homoqueer husband Joe Jonas, Sophie has been trying desperately to land herself a new man… First by flaunting her lady lips on social media in the photo below, and now by transforming her figure with buckets of bull testosterone injected into her buttocks.

Of course, no one can deny that this new muscular Sophie is a big improvement, as us pious Muslims found her previous sinfully soft feminine figure a sickening sight to behold (as you can see in the photos below).

That is why in my boundless magnanimity, I’m extending to Sophie a once-in-a-lifetime offer to join my illustrious household… Not as a wife or concubine of course (as that would be ridiculous), but rather as a field maiden, where she can put her chiseled body to good use pulling the plow out in my poppy plantation, finally giving her existence the divine purpose it’s been begging for.