Sofia Vergara Shows Her Bare Ass While Daring ICE To Deport Her

Actress Sofia Vergara shows off her bare sagging ass cheeks in a skimpy thong in a recent Instagram post, essentially daring ICE to deport her back to her Mexican homeland of Colombia. Of course, as we can see in the video above comparing Sofia’s taco-flavored shitbox today to what it was decades ago, America is certainly getting the short end of the sphincter stick.

Back in her Bogotá brothel heyday, Sofia’s bulbous, brown backside was a prime cut, luring gringos and drug lords alike with its hypnotic jiggle. Now, Colombia’s dumped this dumpy, overstretched derrière on the USA, as a giant “fuck you” to the Orange Sultan Trump.

Clearly, this loud-mouthed Latina thinks ICE Director Tom Homan, a red-blooded American hero, lacks the cojones to hog-tie her wrinkled, chili-stained ass and sling it onto a rusty cargo plane bound for a Salvadoran prison pit. Sofia’s brazen stunt screams disrespect to the Stars and Stripes, a filthy, jungle-bred middle finger to Uncle Sam, as she waggles her faded, coffee-colored cheeks in defiance of America’s immigration laws.