ABC Announces All Nude ‘Modern Family’ Season Premiere

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ABC has just announced that they will once again be pushing the boundaries of acceptable television with an all nude season premiere of the hit comedy “Modern Family”.

As you can see in the promotional photo above, Julie Bowen, Sofia Vergara, and Sarah Hyland all pose naked to promote this landmark episode. Reportedly the episode will center around the adults becoming nudists to try and teach the kids how to be confident about their bodies, after Manny gets called “bitch tits” by a bully at school.

Of course in typical “Modern Family” fashion hilarity will ensue when the grown ups get so turned on by seeing each other in the nude that they start banging each other’s brains out. The episode culminates in a giant orgy in which Phil finally gets a threesome with his wife and mother-in-law Gloria, and Ed O’Neil’s character Jay shows his granddaughter Haley (Sarah Hyland) that old guys still know how to f*ck.

The episode will conclude with the family collapsing in an exhausted heap on the floor, at which point they will realize the important life lesson that clothing is essential.

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