Shakira Upskirt Vagina Slip

Pop star Shakira shows off her stinky Mexican vagina in the upskirt picture above.

As you can see, Shakira was shaking her famous donkey butt over a camera when her nasty dark as night sperm hole slips out. Clearly Shakira staged this upskirt vagina slip for attention, as her brand of electronic mariachi music just isn’t bringing home the burritos anymore.

However, if Shakira wants to use her vagina to make money she should do it the Mexican way, and shit out a bunch of kids to leach off US government welfare programs. That way she will actually contribute something of value to the world by hastening the end of the heathen US of A, and help usher in a holy Muslim theocracy.