Shakira Modeling Her Ass In A Bikini

Washed-up old pop star Shakira appears to be embarking on a new career path as she models her world famous ass in a tacky looking bikini (that she designed) in the photos below.

And while us pious Muslims certainly do not want to see this ancient Aztec slut showing off her senior citizen sex organs in swimwear like this… We can not help but be relieved that she will no longer be tormenting our ears with her “singing” voice (which sounds like a Muppet with a cold getting sodomized raw).

Yes us Muslims always look on the bright side (that is why we are generally regarded as optimistic and pleasant to be around), and so to celebrate Shakira’s career change we have color-corrected and enhanced her halal thong bikini candids in the gallery below.

As you can see, by keeping her mouth shut and whoring her hindquarters Shakira has finally found a career that isn’t quite so offensive to our superior Islamic sensibilities.