Selena Gomez Tied Up And Gagged By ISIS

As you can see in the photo above and the ones below, Selena Gomez has once again been captured by ISIS and turned into a sex slave.

The first time ISIS held Selena they made the huge mistake of not gagging her. Soon the horrible sounds of her sinful guttural moans of pleasure became too much to bear, and she was released from her sexual servitude and shipped back to Hollywood despite her strong objections. However, as you can see in these photos, ISIS has learned from their error and this time Selena is properly gagged.

Of course Selena Gomez is tied up not to keep her from escaping, but rather to keep her from constantly trying to reach for the mujaheddins’ mighty tunic snakes when they are busy conducting the business of selling oil through the Turkish black market.

For those wondering how Islamic State militants were able to kidnap Selena a second time, they simply set a taco platter underneath a box propped up by a stick with a string attached to it outside of Selena’s Beverly Hills mansion. Once Selena was secured in the box it was put in a shipping container and sent off to the port of Damascus, where she was picked up and slung over the back of a camel to be transported into ISIS controlled lands on the beautiful Syrian/Iraqi border.