Selena Gomez Reunited With Long Lost Mother

As you can see in the photo above, Selena Gomez has been reunited with her long lost mother Consuela “Stinky Burrito” Gomez.

As many of you Selena Gomez fans already know, Selena was both conceived and birthed in a Tijuana whore house known as “The Spicy Chalupa”. When Selena was just 6 years old her mother Consuela sold her to the Zionists at Disney in exchange for $16, a sack of uncooked beans, and a set of Mickey Mouse ears. The rest as they say is showbiz history.

However, now that Selena Gomez has been reunited with her mother they can make up for lost time. Clearly these 2 Mexican whores have a lot in common as they look almost exactly alike and have the same sense of style. Who knows if they hit it off maybe the Gomez girls will come together for a mother daughter donkey show this Spring Break. Lets keep our fingers crossed!