Selena Gomez Naked Floating In A Pool

Selena Gomez appears to have been photographed completely naked floating in a pool.

Throwing a woman of questionable repute like Selena Gomez into a body of water is one of the best methods us Muslims use to determine her chastity.

If the woman floats (as Selena Gomez does in this naked pic) it means she is a whore full of swimming sperm, and she should be stoned at once. However, if the woman sinks and drowns it means that she was pure, and her father should be compensated with a bushel of figs for his loss.