Selena Gomez Looks Fat And Gay At Golden Globes After Party

Selena Gomez looked fat and gay at the InStyle Golden Globes after party, while pressing her gunt (the fat bulge between her waist and genitals) against her lesboqueer lover model Cara Delevingne.

Yes Selena has clearly had a few too many churros this holiday season, as she has put on some serious weight. Of course as a Mexican woman it is inevitable that Selena will soon turn into a disgusting squat pig of a woman, and start crapping out bastard children.

The only thing that has kept this from happening already is the fact that Selena is such a c*nt hungry rug muncher. For if Selena wasn’t burning calories pawing the likes of Cara Delevingne in these photos, she’d no doubt be stuffing her face with enchiladas while getting impregnated by some day laborer in the restroom of a Del Taco.